I'm so lazy that even this page is lazy. Everything I touch turns lazy, it's like touch of Midas but instead of golden statues, I'll turn people into lazy fat asses who are just melting on the sofa, eating shit, scratching their huge arses. I petted our cat and he fell down to the floor snoring, I'm so jealous, I've been awake till 3am 'cos I can't sleep, I should not write anymore and still I'm writing and it's so ugly sunny day, I don't like sun, it burns my skin like fuck you sun I only wanna sleep. And eat. I'll eat shit.